This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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