Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I need a beard to bite.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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