Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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