Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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