Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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