My first STD was from a foam party
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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