I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
it's great music for shaving your balls
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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