Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
A+ Viking dick
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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