your parents love me but you hate me
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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