I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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