And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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