I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
wow bdsm is so cute
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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