how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
