you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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