WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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