jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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