she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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