she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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