yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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