Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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