My sheets look like a crime scene.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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