Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
its not stalking. its research.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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