i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies