That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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