Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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