is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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