I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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