I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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