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Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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