new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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