Dignity is for republicans.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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