we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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