worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
