It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
