my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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