she looked like the before picture.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Dick very happy bro
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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