I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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