Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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