no you cant smoke seaweed
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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