I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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