omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
3 2 1 whiskey
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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