out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
