i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm at about main and main street
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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