I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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