everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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