Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism