You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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