Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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