Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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