She's JV to your varsity
Its about making memories worth repressing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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