I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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