The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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