New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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