We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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