you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
