dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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