i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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